Daily Dishonesty

This gorgeous collection of typographical fibs can be found over at Daily Dishonesty. I would have every single one of these framed and hung up if I had the wall space to do it...

Un-Valentine Party

Next Thursday couldn't come soon enough! My friends and I have decided to celebrate our un-Valentine's Day the best way possible- by drinking wine, eating whatever the heck we want, decorating headless gingerbread men and watching un-romantic comedies. I almost forgot how much I love this holiday...

WEAR { black heart stud earrings | black and gold heart flats }

DECOR { "love stinks" banner | love rat | black heart garland }

EAT { Black Heart Cupcakes | headless gingerbread men }

GIVE { cards by JulieAnnArt }

Cat Bounce

Because, I'm crazy busy today... this is was what I did to cool my brain off.

Via Swiss-Miss

ZOM-B-GONE

With Halloween right around the corner, it's probably best to get your get your Zom-B-Gone spray from Birdy Botanicals before it's too late!!

"Get ready for the impending Zombie Apocalypse with this new product from Birdy's Supernatural Problems Division. The whole story about how this product came to be is here in the new Birdy Blog. Suffice to say this little purse-sized miracle will make it safe to move about the planet while your friends and family are out fighting each other for that last tin of untainted Spam. Zom-B-Gone will send those unwanted decomposing guests packing with essences of Blood Orange, Clove and Cedar while leaving your space smelling like an autumn morning before everything went to hell in a handbasket. We're not sure why Zombies hate it but we know you'll love it!"

Designs via Foolish Fire

Pop Stick Bangles by Kate Spade

Can't think of a good (or bad) joke to share with your friends? Sounds like we have something in common! I can never remember jokes. Ever. I think I broke my funny bone as a kid or something. So here's a quick problem solve- these beautiful gold plated bangles by Kate Spade. Inspired by the playful popsicle sticks from our childhood, these bangles refresh the memory with one some of those sweeter laughs in life.

"what happened when two margaritas walked into a bar?"... ''one was salted."

''how does the barnacle take a martini?''...''on the rocks.''

The Naughty List

Some folks prefer to be on Santa's naughty list... and they shop here...

via Locher's & Maude & Tilda

Remake Photo Project

Ohhh how I wish I would have seen this before the deadline passed... Oh well, it's still fun to look at. Here are some samples from Booooooom's Remake Project, that challenged young students from the UK to re-invent classic works of art through photography and win up to £10,000!

Stamps of Disapproval

Where were these when I was a waitress? Would've put these back of the checks with bad tips...

Via Schooled

Mood Enhancers

My boss sent me home from work today because I looked horrific- and I'm not talking about a bad hair day, folks. I'm coming down with something- something ugly. Feverish, and now, highly drugged up. So what better way to make use of my time then sit at my computer and look up silly things? 

Nice Underwear Mat

Fat Gives Things Flavor | Gnome Guide | Anti-Theft Lunch Bags | Pregnant Barbie

Dog Lamp | Merde Il Pleut Umbrella

Teeth Sign | Peek-A-Boo | WTF Stamp

Worst Day Ever Sign | Cowgirl Boot Skates

Grow, Damn It Sign| Oreo Milk Bowl

Inspiration : Smile

There really is no rhyme or reason... I just happen to be of the opinion that we ought to smile... often.

a. bike | b. puppy | c. hair flower | d. heart garland | e. giant gummy bear 

f. dream bed | g. teal blender | h. hot air ballon house

a. home sweet home | b. wee | c. pin photo | d. antler necklace

e. orange kitty | f. books | g. butterfly bouquet

a. hammock dream | b. felt hearts | c. upcycled twinnings plant

  d. succulent necklace | e. hot chocolate art

a. tap dancers | b. watermelon | c. piano socks

d. book art | e. unicorn napkin